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sorry for not updating too much. but one important thing... [Dec 12 2007 10:10pm] this cycle of antm was by far the worse. bad theme (green), bad winner , bad hair. seriously. saleisha won because she went to t-zone. shit...if i was insecure and needed self reassurance, i can win top model too. you know...anyone can win top model now. but whatever...i feel like turning on my bitch switch for a new york minute... is it just me or did mz. jay tried to soak in the aura that is... ...diana ross in the wiz? or maybe... ...new york club kid, andre? and i love how tyra loves the wierd girls. for example... that one girl who fainted during panel. jaslene and her speech impairment... heather and her hamburgers syndrome.... jenah and her mid-west wal-mart face syndrome... and bianca and.... ...wait....did she get a stroke during the cycle... and the biggest social wreck of them all....my favorite.... jade. "WHY I FEEL FABULEUX!" let's talk about hair. clearly, saleisha won because of her"cool rhianna" hair....but ill get to that later... is that....? britney's weave?....bitch. clearly... the pillsbury doughboy did her hurr. ... anyways...i think the whole cylce was rigged because of saleisha's hair. it's a haute look right now...or so some people think. clearly it's so last season. or even longer then that.... every haute bitch already got her hair... ...tootie from the facts of life rihanna... karen carpenter... the peter pan guy... ike turner (who by the way, died today....."EAT THE CAKE ANNA MAE!") sonny bono.... me, last spring season.. the kid from h.r. pufnstuf... ...shit...every asian had the rice bowl cut at least once in their life... ...what was i talknig about? oh yeah.... you aint special saleisha, that hair can only take you so far. so what i'm tryng to say is.... leave it up to sasha pivovarova to make modeling FABULEUX and COUTURE. COMMENT

colonel [Oct 20 2007 1:04pm] Alexander McQueen PLUS  A Touch Of Lagerfeld and Chanel And Of Course, DSquared2 EQUALS Colonel Sanders Goes To Paris. COMMENT

STRIKE IT FIERCE! [Sep 19 2007 9:41pm] [ mood | morose ] [ music | "Supermodel" BY RuPaul ] GOD BLESS TYRA BANKS!!! I LOVE ANTM! AND GOD BLESS ANTM IN GENERAL! WHY, I FEEL FABULEUX! COMMENT

team sharpay. [Sep 19 2007 9:26am] [ mood | bitchy ] An Audience member on the Tyra Banks show asked Vanessa HudgenXXX about teen stars showing their vajayjay. Clearly this was pretaped. The audience member asks "When you read about young stars like Britney and Lindsay and them getting in trouble. How does that affect you personally?" She responds "Um...I honestly just think it's stupid. I mean it's easy to stay out of those situations. But yeah, I think it's easy to stay out of those situations. You just have to smart about your decisions" YEAH! You should have deleted those hoochie photos of your naked ass you slut. I guess it's okay cause your cooch made you a household name now. COMMENT

trust in you. [Sep 16 2007 11:31pm] [ mood | nostalgic ] [ music | "Sometimes" By Britney Spears ]   COMMENT

haute [Sep 10 2007 11:07am] [ mood | excited ] YERSH! I'm HAUTE enough to be on V Magazine's VMAIL. Check it out and write me a VMAIL CLICK HERE AND FIND ME! READ 2 COMMENT

CHICKEN GREASE?! [Aug 30 2007 1:53pm] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | "Toxic" By Britney Spears ] OH MY GOD! I'M NOT EVEN SHITTIN' YOU! OK! MAGAZINE IS SELLING THE INFAMOUS CHICKEN GREASED VERSACE S/S 07 GOWN ON EBAY! BID ON IT NOW! COMMENT

nuff said. [Aug 24 2007 9:41pm] Nuff said... In other news...J Dub...ONE MORE WEEK! COMMENT

rollin' round. [Aug 24 2007 3:46pm] Hot Whore For August 24: Karl Lagerfeld COMMENT

Chuckolate Chip Cookies. [Aug 23 2007 12:35pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | "20 Dollar" By M.I.A. ] I got some cookies for you, Chad.... ...In my pants. READ 4 COMMENT

[Aug 16 2007 9:59am] HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADONNA! COMMENT

i am! [Aug 05 2007 1:16am] [ mood | nostalgic ] [ music | "Baby I'm Yours" By Arctic Monkeys ] Dear J Dub, You cock whore: Baby, I'm yours And I'll be yours until the stars fall from the sky, Yours until the rivers all run dry In other words, until I die Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) And I'll be yours (yours) until the sun no longer shines, Yours (yours) until the poets run out of rhyme In other words, until the end of time I'm gonna stay right here by your side, Do my best to keep you satisfied Nothin' in the world can drive me away 'Cause every day, you'll hear me say Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) And I'll be yours (yours) until two and two is three, Yours (yours) until the mountain crumbles to the sea In other words, until eternity Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) 'Til the stars fall from the sky Baby, I'm yours (baby, I'm yours) 'Til the rivers all run dry Baby, I'm yours Baby, I'm yours Baby, I'm yours COMMENT

i'll be alright. [Jul 25 2007 8:19pm] What the hell? Paul Rudd still looks the same a billion years ago when he was in Clueless. If he was my step brother, I'd bang him too. Ugh. Josh is hot. P.S. He'll forever look like he belongs in a snooty college. COMMENT

pat yo weave ladies! [Jul 24 2007 10:37am] [ mood | jubilant ] Hot Whores For July 24: La Lohan, Crabs, and Ano. COMMENT

[Jul 21 2007 10:58pm] Rest In Peace, Tammy Faye. In all seriousness, I am really sad and got emotional because she loved her gays. And I love women with fabuleux makeup and hair as high as the heavens. God Bless Tammy Faye. READ 1 COMMENT

spunkin' [Jul 20 2007 11:10pm] Naomi Campbell + Dunkin' Donuts = Magic. COMMENT

it's a palce on earth. [Jul 17 2007 4:29pm] [ mood | predatory ] [ music | "Time After Time" By Cyndi Lauper ] Hot Whore For July 17:  Elizabeth - Code COMMENT

j'adore [Jul 04 2007 9:56am] [ mood | nauseated ] [ music | "Vogue" By Madonna ] it's here! let's all watch dior's 60th anniversary couture show. it's fuckin' fabueleux. COMMENT

To John Galliano. Thank For Everything. Chuck Esteras. [Jul 03 2007 10:33am] [ mood | cranky ] [ music | "Supermodel" By RuPaul ] John Galliano, your couture shows are the best. It's great that you took inspiration from a drag movie. Linda Evangelista looks fuckin trannylicious! COMMENT

married? [Jun 29 2007 10:09am] This is why I love Sasha Pivovarova. Because she knows how to work it! COMMENT

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